And now for something completely different.
Good day lads and ladies!
I'm an affectionate sort of gentleman, who likes nothing more than drooling over food with the right person.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my loving personality, closely followed by my smashing long lanky legs. I am not one of those fake people who pretends not to notice their own qualities. My legs and ears are top notch. These gems of honesty are just part of the affectionate person I am.
I work as a professionsl taste tester, helping my foster family ensure all the doggos get only the very best food. This allows me to hone in on my skills: eating and playing.
My life goals include: Meeting all the famous DARE doggos & becoming the best taste tester in the world!
If you're the right person for me, you'll be kind and compassionate. You won't be afraid to love and will have a healthy respect for commitment.
My ideal date would involve hours of playing at the beach with an adventurous person by my side.
Honesty and openness are the most important qualities in a relationship. I will be honest with you, if you will be honest with me. I will never hit on your best friend whilst you're visiting a sick relative, never text my ex behind your back while you're asleep, never post naked photos of you on Facebook. That's just the kind of gentleman I am.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
I urge you, get in touch